Tuesday 9 January 2024

We went for a walk to find the bar yesterday afternoon. We did; and had a couple of the local beers and an espresso martini. It was 4pm. Who cares.

Now here’s the thing. As you know there are a lot of bicycles in Amsterdam. They are built Dutch style. That’s like a Soviet tank and the people ride them as fast as possible. However, unlike a Soviet tank, the bikes make no noise. Flashy has a suggestion he will send to the Amsterdam Council. Put a clacker on the front wheel. He even found a photo to accompany the letter.




















Secondly, there is a grey footpath for pedestrians, a brown lane for bikes and then the road. Do not, and I repeat do not, ever put your foot in the brown lane or you risk being run over by many bicycles going hell for leather, looking to score points for murdering silly tourists who venture into their lane. 

Poor old Flashy nearly died five times. He saved Lady P at least twice! No helmets, no bells and no lycra. Well, it’d be a bit nippy for that eh? And, it seems the hospitals are not full of bicycle riders with broken skulls for not wearing helmets. Tough bastards the Dutch. Posting this now and then more on today later tonight.




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